Monday, November 14, 2011

Cute Christmas Statuses!

I can't believe it's already mid-November! Soon, the holidays will be here. Here are some cute Christmas status ideas for your Facebook!

:: You know there's a problem when you're wishing Facebook a Merry Christmas!!

:: All I want for Christmas is a partridge in a pear tree.

::  "Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know … the birth of Santa." - Bart Simpson

:: I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ~Shirley Temple

:: You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. - Robert Paul

:: You know you're in 2011 when your kid texts you his holiday gift list.

:: I love you Santa.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Silly Status Ideas: Facebook Statuses

Some new silly statuses for your Facebook! Check em out below!

:: What if Earth is just some other planet’s Hell?

:: Forgive your enemies. It annoys them to no end.

:: Sure, red meat is bad for you, but hey, it’s better than blue-green meat!

:: You’re not an ugly person. You’re an exceptionally beautiful monkey.

:: Love is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.

:: Who are we kidding? We all know laughter isn’t the best medicine. It’s just the best FREE medicine.

:: I’m a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So I guess that makes me perfect.

:: Will update Facebook status for money. Or cookies.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Silly Statuses: Cute Status Ideas

Silly statuses for your next Facebook status ideas! Make sure to check back. We've got a slew of "Like" status ideas coming soon...

:: I wish Ke$ha would hurry up and get here so my party can start.

:: Word of advice: borrow money from pessimists. They don’t expect you to pay it back.

:: I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss.

:: From now on, instead of humiliated, I’m going with humillivanilliated.

:: Dear PETA, does anyone still wear mink?

:: All men are animals. Some are just better pets than others.

:: Ladies, glisten up and glisten good.

:: I love PB and FB.

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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Sweet Statuses to Inspire: Cute Status Ideas

Sweet Statuses that are inspirational and motivating Quotes when you need it the most! Please keep checking back for more Facebook Status Ideas!

:: Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

:: Move on, it's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book just turn the page. - Cayla Mills

:: There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past. There’s a reason why they didn't make it to your future. - Author Unknown

:: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Cute Easter Status Ideas

Happy Easter to all! Here are some cute Easter ideas for your Facebook Status just for you.

:: My Easter basket is filled with love

:: It's Easter for peeps sake

:: From one egghead to another - Happy Easter!

:: I got the cutest bunny ever! You know who you are ;)

:: I'm loaded............with SUGAR!!

:: It's all about being hoppy today!
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